The Real Dance Dance Rexolution

I got the computer with the missing letter again, so I'm just going to substitute in x. For example, xalentine's day, xaporise, Xan Morrison.

First of all, exeryone should run to the theatre to see Persepolis. It's soooo good! The graphic noxel is amazing, and the moxie xersion doesn't disappoint. I'xe nexer seen anything like it before outside of short films. I'm not sure if it's out in the States yet, but if it is you haxe to go. And if you see it and disagree, we're not friends anymore. Done.

I had a huge middle school moment recently. Our teacher asked us "what does a lazy person, who doesn't work, use their hands for?" And being the only person fluent in English in the class, it was basically irresistibe for me to mumble "masturbate?" and then snicker to myself. Then the teacher asked what, and I had to be like, nothing, giggle giggle. Oh, Jesus.

Last night I met some English speakers from my school to go drinking at this bar across the street. It's this little pub with two floors, and it was basically dead when we showed up. Exeryone was sitting at their own tables kind of looking around but not talking to strangers. My friend and I went downstairs and started dancing, and for a while we were the only ones. Then we stopped and there were some really awkward girls giggling self-consciously and half-dancing while looking around nerously. Lame. But then the next time my friend and I went up a few guys joined in, and oxer the course of about ten minutes the floor was packed. So yeah, we started a dance party. After a while I had to leaxe because it was so hot and the music was pretty bad, but right before I left this French guy came up to me and said in English "You are the best dancing of all the dancers!" Yeah, I know.

I think I met my soulmate. She's from Rio de Janeiro. When we were introducing ourselxes, she said she liked Nouxelle Xague cinema. Plus she shares my loxe of girl punk and disco lo-fi. We haxe a moxie date tomorrow! I think I sounded like a total jackass when introducing myself. I said I liked indie music and indie films. Then when asked what I didn't like I thought about it for about a minute while the class waited before coming up with 'green beans'. Good one!

Ewww, this morning I was getting a yogurt and Cybelle told me I had to eat the prune one or it would go bad. Not haxing the courage to express that it was nexer good, and that in the US prunes are for the constipated, I agreed. Yes, I ate prune yogurt. And I xomitted prune yogurt about two hours later.